Ever been to butlins?

Any one on here ever had a holiday at butlins with the family? Did you use the baby listening service? Someone walks past the chalet every thirty minutes and if they hear crying a notice goes out in all the function rooms to say baby crying in chalet 201 or whatever, was this neglect? Is this the beginning of the end of good parenting? Is Billy butlin to blame for the "bad "parenting culture in the UK? Lots of questions guys, sure you can manage! Oh and before some decide to slate me, no, I never used the sitting service!